Note to self: When using a throwaway Windows on a computer with very old mechanical drives, disable Windows Defender and Windows Update. When I started the old machine, this stupid Windows 10 decided today was a good day to strangle the system drive nearly to a halt by downloading a major update and scanning for viruses at the same time...
So I tried the "Clear S.M.A.R.T." feature on the WD Green.
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Amazing! This drive now looks completely brand new! Until you actually start using it, then it dies.
So I (finally!) did the same with the WD Red.
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And after putting it back in the NAS and executing a SMART test... The disk is reported as "healthy"! No warning! IT WORKED!
YEEESS finally! The NAS also reported in the SMART history "-16" errors, but I fixed that by connecting to the NAS with Telnet and doing a "sudo vi /var/log/disk_overview.xml" where I zeroed the old values in the "<retry>" tag for the drive. So all is good now! Now my NAS still performs SMART tests, but without needlessly alarming email notification asking me to be wary of my perfectly working WD Red.
Again thank you so much for your help!