*sigh* The irony is that I had intended to reply to your original post, but I got heavily involved in another thread (and a busy day job), and simply forgot. However your sarcastic follow-up does nothing to make me (and likely others too) want to spend time on this now, due to the lack of appreciation that it shows.
I'm only replying now to suggest (to you and other readers who see this thread) that in future, a polite one-time follow-up like: "Hey folks, I know you're busy, but do you have
any ideas?" would probably be a more productive approach than sarcasm - it would have got you at least one response here, for example.
Anyway, even though I won't be participating, good luck with your interesting questions.